Ariel, listen to me. The human world, it’s a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there!
(Source: theheavenlyfire, via tylar-elise)
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
(Source: pinkandblueskiessss, via alexandraya)
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
(via lexmeow)